[gay /gā/ (adjective) lighthearted and carefree. Common in 19th century British novels where it is used to describe an elevated state of happiness no Brit has ever achieved.]
When my song went viral I got sued for libel My handler came in with the news He said, you're spikin' on social, And it ain't very hopeful Says in Vegas you're 3:1 to lose [Chorus] Yippee-yo! Yippee-yai! Yippee eat my thesaurus How I wish I lived back in the day Yippee-yo! Yippee-yai! Yippee saddle up them horses Back then all the cowboys were gay When my song went viral and I went to trail My lawyer would not take my case He said your nose is enormous No, your nose is ginormous No jury could side with that face! [Chorus] When my song went viral they called a mistrial Could I really escape with my life? Said the judge in a sidebar To my giant-nosed lawyer An attorney was seen with...my wife??? [Chorus] When my song went viral I dumped her with style And I learned to survive on cheap steaks But as the tech kept on climbin' There could be no denyin' That the films of my wife were...deep fakes [Chorus] When my song went viral I emptied my vial And I washed it all down with my tears It was early next mornin' When I noticed the warnin' Said that overdose causes...big ears??? [Chorus]